October 2003

 

 

RESULTS, RESULTS, RESULTS  - DID I WIN?

The local autocross season ended as the leaves (more on that subject later) turned their gorgeous fall colors.  Autocrossing well into October?  Who’da thunk it?  But, true, ExpoPark did see the last two events of 2003 transpire on a couple of unusually warm (factor out the hurricane-force winds on the 19th) days.  Heck, maybe if the mild El Nino-inspired weather continues we should schedule a thanksgiving weekend autocross.  The turkey-trot?  Whatever.

Back to business, the October 5 event saw Rukavina design a course for which he was geared horribly  wrong.  That’s his excuse – what’s yours?  As usual, it was fast where it looked slow and slow where it looked fast.  Go figure.

Results from the 5th:

A Production

1st  Darrell Schamp  Mustang (Five liters of tire-spinning torque)  59.273

2nd  John Shaffer  Mustang  1:00.458

B Production

1st  Tim Helms  Fiero  56.518

2nd  Tom Masterson  Porsche 911  1:01.254

3rd  Ed Austin  Mazda RX-7  1:02.642

4th  Charlie Mann  Mazda RX-7  1:04.644

B Sedan 

1st  Zach Gilmor  Ford Contour  59.794 (new chassis set-up; tire pressures in the 40’s)

C Production

1st  James Weinzettel  Honda CRX  55.368

2nd  James Rowan  Honda CRX  58.729

3rd  Jim Messick  VW Golf  1:00.220

4th  John Woodcock  Nissan  1:03.029

5th  James Campbell Honda  1:07.163

C Sedan

1st  Galen Smith  VW Scirocco  1:01.072

2nd  Drew Lovel  Nissan  1:01.852 (darned close!)

3rd  Luke Atwell Geo Prism  1:03.925

Prepared 3

1st  David Thurston  Plymouth Conquest  1:00.935

GT-3

1st  Gary Wolf  Saab Aero  51.347  FAST TIME OF THE DAY (VERY FAST!)

2nd  David Venema  BMW  52.547

3rd  Rein Gillstrom  BMW 320I  55.345

4th  Bob Morin  Toyota Celica  57.354

5th  Greg Rice  Toyota Celica  58.378  (Note: The entire class was in the 50’s!)

  GT-2

1st  Clint Houge  Mazda RX-3  54.465 

2nd  Rick Cummings  Mercury Capri  56.185

3rd  Derrick Anderson  Nissan  1:01.710

GT-1

1st  Adam Johnson  Mustang Cobra (you know, the GOOD one!)  55.862

2nd  Bob Stevenson  Mustang  55.877 (.015 seconds is about 16 inches!!!)

3rd  Jerry Rukavina  Camaro  56.292

4th  Steve Nutter  Maverick  56.728

5th  Kent Yoder  Camaro  57.476

6th  Dennis Figarelle  Camaro  1:01.351

7th  Kelly Rolfe  Camaro  1:01.672

8th  Jeff Yoder  Camaro  1:04.972

 Just another day in paradise!

Then October 19th’s wind experiment!  Jeeze!  It just blew and blew ‘til we were blue and blue!  Turned all the local leaves into a moving low-friction carpet, knocked out the timing lights repeatedly, and even knocked pylons over!  Masterson’s Porsche course (that he ran in a little Honda) challenged us all (well, especially Clint, who nearly had to be sedated when he DNF’d three times in a row!) with sweepers, close proximity gates, and lots of second gear action.  A fence post on the NW backstretch challenged one driver dead-center in the nose.  The wind was raw but times kept dropping all day for most competitors.  A nice ending point for a fantastic season.  This year saw absolutely stellar events, and this one, at “only” 30 entrants, was the lowest attendance all year.  Wow!  Great memories, and fuel for bench racing all winter long.  Yeah, just wait ‘til next year.  You’ll see.

19th results:

A Production

1st  Darrell Schamp  Mustang  1:02.219

B Production

1st  Tim Helms  Fiero  59.201

2nd  Bob Morin  Mustang  1:03.192

3rd  Ed Austin  Mazda RX-7  1:07.284

4th  Paul Heppner  Mazda RX-7  1:07.436

5th  Helen Morin  Mustang  1:16.

B Sedan

1st  Zach  Gilmore  Ford Contour  1:03.332

C Production

1st  John Weinzettel  Honda CRX  56.322

2nd  James Rowan  Honda CRX  57.418

3rd  Jim Messick  VW Golf  1:02.717

4th  Kimberly Keough  Honda CRX  1:03.465 (Beginner, too!)

5th  Kyle Figarelle  Porsche 944  1:03.882

6th  James Campbell  Honda  1:04.932

7th  Drew Lovel  Nissan  1:07.281

C Sedan

1st  Galen Smith  VW Scirocco  1:02.217

2nd  Tom Masterson  Honda Civic  1:11.612

3rd  Colter Cummings  Toyota  No times

Prepared 3

1st  Greg Madsen  Porsche  1:01.205

2nd  David Thurston  Plymouth Conquest  1:03.500

GT-3

1st  Gary Wolf  Saab Aero  53.197  FAST TIME OF THE DAY – AGAIN!  Well done!

2nd   Greg Rice  Toyota Celica  58.295

GT-2

1st  Clint Houge  Mazda RX-3  58.369 ( Only ¾ inch, or .001 second behind Rukavina)

2nd  Rick Cummings  Mercury Capri  59.891

3rd  Derrick Anderson  Datsun 240Z  1:02.974

4th  Travis Cummings  Mercury Capri  1:19.240

GT-1

1st  Steve Nutter  Maverick  57.887  (!  No, make that !!!!!)

2nd  Bob Stevenson  Mustang  57.977

3rd  Jerry Rukavina  Camaro  58.368

4th  Kent Yoder  Camaro  1:00.653

5th  Jeff Yoder  Camaro  1:05.195

The end.

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

Here’s the deal.  This is a fast-moving and dynamic sport that demands change.  So do your part in the off-season to uphold a long tradition of wintertime “improvements” to your car.  See if you can’t find some overpriced shiny high-tech trinket that you can add to the car to make it “better”.  Man, there’s just nothing like the thrill of spending thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours in the off season only to discover next year that it actually slowed you down a bunch.  Now that’s racin’!  We expect you to improve your car to the point where it may not run at all, if you really care about the traditions of this sport.  We’re all in this together; we’re pullin’ for you.  You can do it.

Or, on a slightly more serious note, since the season is over, you may want to consider the following storage tips for your car if you will not be using it until next season.  Whether stored outside or inside, consider:

A thorough wash and wax is nice to ward off weather and sun.  Car covers or tarps are often very, very bad ideas in this windy climate because they just become moisture traps and wind-driven whips that destroy the exterior finish.  Not good.  Keep away from trees that dump needles or leaves into unreachable places to start more rust.

Strongly consider removing the battery and the seat belts.  The battery will fare better indoors in a dry place, and sunlight deteriorates belts and harnesses.  Throw a blanket over the dash and seats to avoid UV rot.

Toss in some insect and rodent repellant if you have critters around.

Either fill the fuel tank all the way or fully empty the fuel system (including the carb).  Change oil and filter in the engine to keep acids out.  Flush and bleed the brakes (brake fluid absorbs water vapor and does not have a very long service life).  Replenish the coolant and make certain you have sufficient anti-freeze protection; you do not want a deep freeze to crack anything.

Put the darn thing in the safest spot you can find at your location, and use your own judgment as to leaving it on wheels and tires or jacking it up and putting it on stands, with security more of a priority than anything else.  Tires are attacked by sunlight and ozone, but if you do not have a set of storage tires you may choose to leave the tires on the car so suspension stuff doesn’t get stolen.  I think you get the idea.  Go for the wheel locks, too.

Resist the temptation to start it up every now and then to “keep things moving”.  Even prolonged no-load operation just builds up water and acids in the engine because you just can’t put enough heat into the engine to do any damn good.  Just make vroom noises if you must!

You might want to slowly trickle some light motor oil or Marvel Mystery oil down the intake (NOT on MAF’s!) as you shut things off for the last time just to make certain the cylinder walls have s good oil film there to protect things against surface rust.

There are many, many other more complicated and effective ways to do all of this, but these cheap and easy tips ought to at least help.  Now go dust off your skis.

PARTY?  DID YOU SAY PARTY?

Yup, we will have our annual awards party in early 2004.  Watch for information as the date and site are finalized.  If you have any “special” awards to give, you ought to begin working on them well in advance.  It takes time to be funny and sarcastic in a dignified way.

VOTE, DAMNIT!

If you have not yet voted for SCCA Region Director, please vote for John Martinson.  John has done a super job for us over the years and is just the kind of experience we need at the helm now.  Thanks.

But there will apparently be no local voting this fall.  Not one single solitary rule change (probably a good thing) nor one single solitary officer nomination (bad thing) has been received, hence no election.  So next year will see a season with a truncated schedule of a maximum of one event per month.  Period.  One might think that a club of over 70 smart, energetic, dedicated car freaks might be able to develop and support and encourage more of our fine colleagues to step up to the plate of leadership.  One might think.  It’s good work with good people for good reasons and with great rewards.  Hello? Are you in there?

WHAT PART OF SPORT DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND?

Just a chance here to vent a bit.  Apparently in the minds of sports writers and sports reporters, if it doesn’t contain the word “ball”, it isn’t a sport.  If we had a nickel for every event notice or event result that was totally ignored by the media; of if we got paid every time “autocross” has turned into “motocross” by the time it went to print, we could all retire.  Stupidity?  Intolerance?  Too many other sports?  Lazy?  Just no media car types?  Who knows, but it is frustrating to watch and read about relatively irrelevant ball sports elsewhere when hundreds of Montana car folks enjoy motorsports (which my intolerant spell-check has just identified as not even a word!!) on a regular basis, yet remain apparently invisible.  But we love ya!

NEXT MEETING

Thursday, October 30 at the 10th avenue Hardees restaurant at 7:30 PM.  Be there!  For more information, call Ed Austin at 452-1135 or Jerry Rukavina at 761-4357.

LOST AND FOUND

After the last event, a blue “Moose Tracks” had was found in the downwind pit area.  Yours?  Want it back?  Call Jerry at 761-4357.

POINTS TO PONDER

If you plan to fail and you succeed, which have you done?

Where do you go if you’re addicted to counseling?

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

Why do you point to your wrist when you ask for the time, but you don’t point to your crotch when you want to know where the bathroom is?

Don’t honesty and accuracy count for anything?  Why not just call hemorrhoids asteroids instead?

What cruel bastard put the “s” in the word lisp?